Manput

The input of a man on a specific question or any general topic, typically sought by a woman to figure out the incomprehensible behavior of another male.

Tell me why he hasn't called me--is he on a bender or in jail? I really need your manput.

Manput by Mollyjandro February 19, 2011

manpu 

Someone high by their own standards. Someone who think their contribution to society is second to none, and society can’t work without them, but in reality they’re worthless. Someone who think they’re useful, but are not.

Look that kid laughs at his own lame jokes, while other wonder why. He is such a manpu.

manpu by browndoor July 10, 2021

manutards 

Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.

Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.

"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."

"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.

manutards by beware of blast June 1, 2007

manutarded

Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.

"Yamato manutarded every great VF CAD drawings they could get their hands on."

manutarded by Beware of Blast July 30, 2007

Manbutt 

A male butt that is nice,big,and round. Manbutts come in all types! hairy,beefy,muscular,jiggly,soft,hard,tight,or loose... The Manbutt is mostly enjoyed by gay men who fuck it and/or toss its salad/rim it or just flip it,rub it up,and smack it,slap it, spank it ,and wank over it. Straight women may also enjoy the manbutt.. She may grab onto it and squeeze while having sex.

girl:look at that hot guy over there!

gay guy: girlfriend he is so flat! I need a manbutt.

girl: a manbutt? like a guy with a fat ass that you can squeeze?

gay guy: Yes girl manbutts are so hot!

Manbutt by sexygayboy July 17, 2009

maniputext 

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.

Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!

maniputext by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009

manbutter 

it is just another term for semen.

awe dude he got manbutter all over that chick!

manbutter by pablois May 22, 2006