kallao

A jerk man with stretigically placed hair.

One who trys too hard to be cool or fit in.

Oh man did you see Kallao, his hair was so stretigically placed. By the age of 30 his hair shall be lost due to exessive amounts of hair gel.

kallao by A person March 11, 2005

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Kalliopi

the most perfect, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, hilarious as fuck, best person on earth.
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)

Kalliopi is the best person you could ever meet!

Kalliopi by Kalliopi's cousin :) May 17, 2014

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Kallio

1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly

Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."

"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."

Kallio by Lving Dead Girl i June 26, 2008