Greenoe

Someone who everyone wishes they could be. Greenoe's are usually insanely hilarious, and someone you want to make babies with.
They can be very sweet at times, but one false move and its gametime!

"Dude that guy's such a Greenoe, why can't i be like him?"

"Oh my god, John just said the sweetest thing today, i think he could be a Greenoe."

"Don't fuck with this kid, i heard he's a complete Greenoe!"

Greenoe by notgreenoe October 16, 2008

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.

"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

2 Greenies for a Blackie by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

It's Not Easy Being Greene by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

greenette

1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.

.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.

greenette by erfv March 14, 2010

Marjorie Taylor-Greene

A psychotic trumpie who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and insult school shooting survivors but has never been thrown out of the white house.

Girl: Why hasn't Marjorie Taylor-Greene been fired yet?
Guy: Someone obviously in the white house likes pyscho trumpies

Marjorie Taylor-Greene by girly1975 March 2, 2022

Greener

A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.

Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener 👽
What's up my Greenaa

Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021

Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016