Nigelism

nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.

Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!

Nigelism by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

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Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

Nigelism by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

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Nigelism • nigelised • Nigellism • nigerism • nigel sim disorder • Nigel Smith • nigels mums empathy

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

Nigelism by KingKole August 1, 2022

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Nigellism

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

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nigelised

To be excluded from the crowd, as in the manner of a 'Nigel'( ie, a nerd)Common to the Glaswegian dialect.

Thats not fair, Im pure nigelised.

nigelised by Louise Pride May 19, 2005

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nigerism

when a black person orgasms

black guy: im about to cum!!@
girl: yes! yes! i want you to nigerism inside me!!!

nigerism by jolo the black man August 9, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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