bloggling 

So mind boggling that you would want to blog about it but the shock is overwhelmingly inhibiting.

Yo dude, that God's Plan song by Drake is some mind-bloggling personal branding!

bloggling by wordcomposer September 19, 2018

mind bloggling 

something that is so mind boggling that the only way you can express how awesome it is, is to blog about it afterwards

Person A: "The ending to Fight Club was craaaazy. It was so mind boggling, that I wrote about it in my blog later that night. Spoiler alert! lolz"

Person B: "man, that's mind bloggling!"

mind bloggling by zoty January 23, 2011

bloggins

a general term for a soldier.

You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...

bloggins by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

Truism Blogging by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010

Night Blogging 

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.

Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.

Night Blogging by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012

Blowling 

Blowling, it has been practiced for ages, but only named recently.
It is a combination of bowling and smoking weed.

It can be played in 2 different ways:
- Get high before and really suck at the bowling part.
- Bowl like a master, get high and go home smiling!

"Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was blowling competitively in leagues and tournaments. "
Mystery Bowling Champ

Blowling by Mosselscampie August 5, 2010

bloggins

a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military

Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight?
Private- It would be better to check with Cpl. Bloggins, sir.
Officer- Where would I find him?
Private-...

bloggins by Valeri Pizdoletov October 11, 2007