Three's a fucking crowd
Three's a fucking crowd by ledg3rmit3 April 2, 2010
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GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!
When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass
When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
Finer than a dog's hair split three ways
Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006
look there's a tree
look there's a tree by Miss Zesty October 9, 2008
foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay
When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
If there’s a problem there’s a product
Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
If there’s a problem there’s a product by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023