torpely 

(adverb)
1. In a torpe way.

Tom asks, "Are you too torpely confident on your essay grades you received?"

torpely by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021

torpey 

When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.

Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.

torpey by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 28, 2010

Torpey 

A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.

"Torpey!"
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"

Torpey by The Goose September 21, 2003

torpey 

An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.

(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."

torpey by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005

torpey 

Der Best in der West

Torpey pwns yo mama's asssss

torpey by NUB_chicken April 6, 2005