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The Kaya-Technique

A way to decide if a game reviewer actually takes time to play the game/plays the game they are reviewing. Here's an example:

1. Take the game called Shadow of War, it was a pretty famous triple A game but there was a lot of controversy surrounding it because of its microtransactions. Big reviewers that don't really care about gaming and don't review gamers properly (like Jim Sterling and Paragon) said the game was pay to win, even though it wasn't.

2. Find a reviewer you'd like to know if they are legit.

3. Watch their Shadow of War review

4. What did they say about the micro-transactions? In this example, you know that shadow of war isn't pay to win.

5. If they said it is pay to win, they obviously don't actually pay much attention to the game/ they never played the game and just copy and paste mix what other reviewers have said.

This is an easy and quick way to know if a reviewer is legit. It works with any game and any part or controversy surrounding it, the only two rules are:

1. This only works if you have played the game you're using this technique with and know what is wrong and what it is right.

2. The wrong side is the more famous and believed side by the community.
1: Hey, I found this new youtube channel called Jim Sterling, he is fucking amazing at reviewing games.

2: Dude, have you even tried The Kaya-Technique? He said that Battlefront 2 still is pay to win even though they removed microtransactions a while ago.

The Kayak 

When a man masterbates with one hand while simaltaniously penetrating his anus with a dildo. Both hands should move in the same direction at the same time thus mimicing the motion of paddling a Kayak.
Last night I did the Kayak and my booty is so sore!!
The Kayak by Opulant1 April 26, 2013

Sink the kayak 

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

The Devil's Kayak 

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie 

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.
Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.