Townsville 

Where the Powerpuff girls live. Also a regional city on the coast of Queensland, Austrlalia.
There is very little that is interesting to do in townsville. Most people entertain themselves by A. Drinking, B. Drinking, C. Shouting. Just outside of Townsville there is "Magnetic" Island, which contrary to popular belief, is actually not magnetic. Common pastimes on Magnetic Island (Or "Maggie", if you lack basic self-respect) are smoking pot and listening to dull folk music.

The vast majority of people in townsville are Bogans, Emos, or if you go to Ignatius Park College, Homosexuals.

Normal person: "Hey, have you ever been overseas?"
Person from Townsville: "Well, I've been to Magnetic Island..."

Townsville by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011

Townsville 

a town on the East coast of Australia, between Brisbane and Cairns.

Young locals might refer to it as "The Ville" in an attempt to make it sound cooler than it actually is.
Most of the population have never lived outside of Townsville, and many have never left. There is a direct link between travelling and hating Townsville: the more time you spend outside of it, the more you start to hate it.
It's claims to fame include Castle Hill (a hill. With a spray painting of an angel on it) and the Sugarshaker (a hideous motel disfiguring the 'skyline').
The largest high schools are Townsville State High School ("Town High". Delinquents and drug addicts), Ignatius Park College (Iggy. The boy's school that gets all the chicks), Townsville Grammar School (Grammar Grubs. Expensive. Snobs. Coke addicts.), St. Margaret Mary's College (Maggots. An all girl's school full of sluts).

Townsville: A city so bogan, even the hills have tattoos.

Townsville by gdgfbhsvfv January 16, 2011

Townsville 

A fictional city which boundries Citysville. Monsters and superp owered supervillians tend to strike this town many times.

"I hate townsville!"

Townsville by Luigifan12 January 15, 2005

Townsville 

A city that was built by Italians what came out of Ingham and burdiken, Italians came over on the boat to Australia to Ingham and Burdekin to do the hard cane cutting work the aussies didn’t want to do, got paid big dollars to cut cane by hand, Saving the money they worked hard for and useing it to buy the cane farms off the Aussies, then sugar prices sky rocketed and they made a lot of money and invested the money in land and realestate in Townsville then land realestate sky rocketed in Townsville then they became millionaire and the rest is history. One of the most well known men to invest in Townsville who came out of Ingham was Laurence lancini.

Townsville the city built by hard working Italians and over populated with racist Australians.

Townsville by Aussie history June 4, 2019

Townsville 

-A town full of people that has lack of respect
-An absolute shithole
-you will see a bunch of coons trying to look for a fight
-90% chance you will get your car stolen

Ethan: "bro someone fuckin damaged my car"
James: "what do you expect its townsville you fucked yourself"

Townsville by anonymous January 28, 2023

Townsville 

-A town just people would not give a fuck
-A shithole not worth visiting
-You will see a bunch of coons trying to look for a fight
-90% chance you will get your car stolen

Person 1: someone fuckin damaged my car
Person 2: what do you expect it's townsville

Townsville by anonymous January 29, 2023

Townsville 

To Americans: The Australian version of Ohio
To the Bri'ish: you almost get stabbed more here than over there
to everyone else: its hell
also ayr sucks dont go there either

I want to go to hell (Townsville)
All the kids rob all the vape shops in Townsville
Townsville residents are all retards

Townsville by redditor-from-mars April 17, 2023