Whale Penis 

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

Whale Penis by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

whale penis 

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

whale penis by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

Whale Penis 

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

Whale Penis by intangible March 16, 2004

whale penis 

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

whale penis by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

whale penis 

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

whale penis by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

Whale Penis Leather 

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.

Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.

Whale Penis Leather by edac2 February 12, 2010

whale penis intake 

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

whale penis intake by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011