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A headscarf that can be worn in multiple different ways, popularized by yeat
Person 1: What the fuck are you wearing
Person 2: This my lüh turban twizz
Person 1: It looks stupid asf take it off
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you not my twizzy on lüh smünkem *shoots person 1 while listening to Talk 2 God*
Turban by yëat >> April 2, 2022
A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.
Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats.
turban by </time> September 14, 2003
A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.
That turban is bling!
turban by Shard April 19, 2005
If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.
Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .
Turban by Dyaaar March 31, 2010
1. A Vagina.

2. A popular form of headgear worn in the Middle East, North Africa and Southwest Asia. They are designed to help keep the user cool in hot desert environments such as the Sahara.
1. I wanna smash that yats turban in.

2. That sikh is wearing a turban.
Turban by skankmaestro January 5, 2011
The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.
turban by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005