Drainwreck Share definition Flag noun. a fashion disaster involving clashing shoes, bad/absent hair, and an abundance of the colour gray. You were a drainwreck at the meeting, no wonder you didn't get that promotion. Drainwreck by Spatialize January 2, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Drainwreck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch