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Kid who was raised on the kp, or was raised with the kp ideals at heart. These kids are generally good hearted lads, yet tend to get themselves into trouble. There is nothing a kp kid enjoys more than a nice keystone light and marlboro 27. The amount of alcohol these kid's can consume is equal to that of 4 average people of equal size and wait. Usually drunk on the daily, a kp kid has a unique set of skills that most are without. They are the best drunk drivers, and drive mostly hondas. Kp kids have a vast knowledge of the wilderness and a good taste in music. If seen outside it is usually with a cigarette in hand. If every kid was a kp kid, the world would be at peace.
Caseys buying another pack with only nickels and pennies? Hes a true kp kid.

Jake blew a .25 when he got arrested yesterday? Wasn't he just in jail like a week ago? Thats a kp kid if Ive ever seen one.
kp kid by kpkid December 14, 2010
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026