Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

Blapples by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

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Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.

Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.

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1. a slightly explosive brapple crushed into sauce, not dangerous unless mixed with "the lemons of"

Beware of the lemons of brapplesauce, for it will destroy all in its path!!!

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bapples are apples but cooler.

friend: want to you want for snack
kayla: BAPPLES
friend: what?
lauren: BAPPPPLEEEESSSS

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Lap dances performed by black girls

Chris: hey guys, it's 3am; shall we get some food and go home?
Mike: Look, there's a strip club!
Stag party: Blappies!!

Blappies by Benboeers September 21, 2014

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Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.

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