hook'd 

Term for when an unsuspecting friend may get stabbed by another, more possessive friend who has possibly purchased a hook for such an occasion.

She said what?" "She didn't SAY anything, but her eyes... oh man, her eyes." "Great. I'm gonna get hook'd.

hook'd by lennoxical November 28, 2010

Dual Hook'd 

Being attacked or attached by a dual hook

aka: THE ALMIGHTY DUAL HOOK!!!

Rico: What do i do?
Sergeant: Use something to attach the soldier to that helicopter.
Rico: I'll use my Dual Hook
Sergeant: your what?
*Uses Dual Hook*
Sergeant: You just Dual Hook'd him!

Dual Hook'd by texkid4 (Mr. Smiley November 16, 2009

Captain hook dick 

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

Captain hook dick by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

hook dick by Rick March 12, 2003

National expose Captain Hook Day 

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

National expose Captain Hook Day by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

hook down 

To hook down is to not hook up. According to 2004 US Census data, 71.8% of potential hook ups result in hook downs.

"Hey bro, did you and that girl hook up after the party?"
"Nope. When we discovered we were siblings we decided that it would be best to hook down."

hook down by brad72287 November 17, 2007

Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

Hook Dick by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020