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Alaskan slang for stoked. Often meaning far beyond stoked. To the point where there is no more stoke-age. EXTREMELY excited.
Braden: I am so ready for some snow. I want to go boarding so bad.
Noa: I'm weaved dude! I can't wait to hit some pow!
Weaved by weavedforAK October 13, 2011
under the influence of 3 or more substances, drugs and/or alcohol
After I got cross-faded off weed and alcohol, I took some ecstasy. I was so weaved last night bro.
weaved by KCBlazinAsian September 7, 2016
When someone snatches your wig or weave
Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
That guy over there weaved me!”

Trump weave 

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head
... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??
Trump weave by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017

weavesplaining 

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.
weavesplaining by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

Snatch your weave 

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this
Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave