cheeseleak

1. A nasty, oozing byproduct of greasy pizza. Often found running down one's wrist at most inopportune times.

2. A derogatory name for someone who has the tendency to be in places you would really rather not have them in.

3. Something disgusting.

Your face is a cheeseleak.

cheeseleak by Felix123 November 25, 2010

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

philly cheesesteak challenge 

A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.

Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in

philly cheesesteak challenge by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006

Golden Cheesehead 

The act of urinating on a Packers' fan, preferably during a Packers game.

That dumb bitch Angie was rooting hard for the Packers so I taught her a lesson with a golden cheesehead.

Golden Cheesehead by DeCarl February 21, 2011

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013

Canadian Cheesesteak 

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

Canadian Cheesesteak by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008

Cheesesteak Charlie

In preparation for oral sex, the man will place a hot dog bun or torpedo roll around his penis and places cheese on top (this cheese preparation be it melted or Cheeze-Wiz is based solely on personal preference). The woman or man now precedes to perform oral sex while tasting the deliciousness of the food around it.

My girlfriend and I was enjoying my Cheesesteak Charlie, but then she bit down and I yelled, "Ouch! You bit my Charlie! It hurts!"

Cheesesteak Charlie by The Good Sexers July 17, 2009