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obviosity 

The quite obvious fact that an event happened right before your eyes, yet some jerk has to scream "did you see that!?!'
John had the obviosity to point out the apparent balloon that had just popped.
obviosity by surajr. May 31, 2011
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Obviosaurus 

Someone that tends to point outthings that stand out like dogs balls. In other words, noticing the really obvious.
If you where to tell me GW was brainless, you'd be an Obviosaurus.
Obviosaurus by stevie72 June 5, 2005

Obviosaurus 

You know, that dumbass everyone gets to be when they've smoked too damn much. They can usually be detected by a: "Dude, I'm pretty high right now."
Commandment 3: Thou Shalt Not Be An Obviosaurus.
Obviosaurus by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

obviouslut

When someone is either:
A) obviously a slut.
or B) when people are obviously acting like sluts.
In response to "Dude, look at that nasty ass!" you would say "Obviouslut..."
OR
"You know that skank (name here), yah she's obviouslut!"

Obviosity 

Obviosity is used to describe a situation where a person lays a trap or tells a lie in earnest but the trap/lie is so obvious it's stupid.
1: A lie.
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."

2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"
Obviosity by Halted Progress June 16, 2009

obviosulty 

That kids obviosulty
obviosulty by Stivchyk July 6, 2017