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n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.
Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.
Nalgene by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
the best waterbottle of all time. it comes in loads of colors, and there are widemouth and small mouth bottles. the are completely indestructable...you can boil water in them, and they are bulletproof. they're kind of expensive, though.
Dude, pass me my Nalgene.
nalgene by magmag March 5, 2005
Kick ass bottles for making bongs of
Example? Make yourself a Nalgene Bong and try it out...
Nalgene by sebastiancee January 9, 2008
noun of measurement, indicating a liter of a particular liquid. From the popular liter-sized water bottle brand.
I had half a Nalgene of beer last night.
Nalgene by Anonymous September 14, 2003
v. To drink an excessively large mixed drink from 1000 mL to the point when nothing remains. Often closely associated with drunk dialing and temporary psychosis.
"So, I decided to Nalgene last night, and I'm pretty sure I called my old best friend from fifth grade, as well as my grandmother. Additionally, I seem to have some unexplained bruises. Perhaps they are related to the pictures my friends took of me leaping from a roof in a cape."
Nalgene by JLM and VBK June 5, 2005
A loser and generally useless, incompetent human being. They are likely in their 30s and Mum still buys their undies. They could stub their toe in a swimming pool or get carsick riding their tricycle. A Nalgene probably has a speech impediment.
"Man, Jim is such a Nalgene, he sucks at everything!"
Nalgene by PatK96 October 22, 2023