Definitions by PatK96

Nalgene 

A loser and generally useless, incompetent human being. They are likely in their 30s and Mum still buys their undies. They could stub their toe in a swimming pool or get carsick riding their tricycle. A Nalgene probably has a speech impediment.

"Man, Jim is such a Nalgene, he sucks at everything!"

Nalgene by PatK96 October 22, 2023