cts 

Cut the Shit

person 1: dude why didn't you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!

person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?

person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.

cts by dodongo56 May 24, 2011

CTS 

(Chronic Troll Syndrome) is an internet disease (not to be confused with Internet Disease) that is generally present in trolls. It causes the given troll to be unable to tell the difference between internet and IRL limits.

As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.

Chester is always hating on Youtube, he must have CTS.

CTS by 456845397 June 7, 2009

CTS 

Camp Tunnel Slug, a tactic in Dead by Daylight that bad killers use to secure kills when they have no skill.

I can't believe plague had to use cts to win that game.

CTS by ghostfacesbaby April 17, 2020

CTS 

An abbreviation meaning Chuckles to Self. Often used in the place of LOL (laughs out loud) because LOL has become over used.

CTS! That guy is so lame!

CTS by Abnor June 14, 2005

CTS 

Close To Shit

John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.

Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night

CTS by Aussie meat May 30, 2015

cTs 

Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.

I love being part of such a wonderful online community as cTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cTs by Tim Vader July 25, 2004

CTS 

Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.

If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.

CTS by Ngaire July 26, 2008