I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!

selfish by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014

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what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.

but many people mistake selfishness for greed.

you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.

Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!

Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.

Person 1: ....... fuck you.

selfish by think outside the box November 26, 2006

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Having desires that conflict with the selfishness of others.

A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."

selfish by Arthritis July 27, 2009

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Being selfish is like being a bad team mate asshole

Gleb is selfish

Selfish by Yekfkekfkd January 23, 2013

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