Dusch 

1) Improved version of the well known douche. 2) Exaggerated, smellier version of douche.

1) That crazy whore Tamara was dumped by a true Dusch. 2) Her twat is so nasty that even a Dusch won't clean her out.

Dusch by Diggity Doug November 3, 2010

dusch bag

1)A dumbass person with no brains
2)A tool used to clean up after the female uses a dusch.

Dude steven is a dusch bag

dusch bag by Slob on ma knob June 24, 2003

dusch nugget 

the droppings out of your ass after having anal sex and then dusching it out

you fudgepacked me good! i found some dusch nuggets

dusch nugget by thizzerchavas05 January 23, 2008

duchaja 

1. spanish word for wanking while getting a shower, normally used before going out at night
1.1. wanking before shower
1.2. wanking after shower

Dude, quick shower, no duchaja this time.

duchaja by anonicock September 4, 2010

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011