asser 

a German word that means you stupid dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest assers."

asser by Bob Lush March 9, 2003

asser 

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

asser by Dreben_2097 July 23, 2005

Asser 

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

Asser by Baskims June 27, 2017

asser 

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

asser by Bob Lush March 9, 2003

Asser 

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

Asser by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011

asser 

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

asser by ThatSadGirl101 January 30, 2017

Asser 

name of an insecure, little weirdo, that lies about everything &probaby cries himself to sleep every night.

Asser likes big booties.

Asser by BooBaaMayaboo August 14, 2018