Measurement 

Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.

My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???

Measurement by wizardouche August 25, 2020

Measurement Blonde 

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

Measurement Blonde by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) 

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

mississippi measurement 

The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.

The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."

mississippi measurement by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015

inside leg measurement 

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.

What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?

inside leg measurement by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014

standard underscoah measurement system 

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

standard underscoah measurement system by Apple Byter February 20, 2020

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) 

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) by epicninja552 February 11, 2015