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good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

Good Old Fashioned Cola 

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.
"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.
Good Old Fashioned Cola by The Bawss September 28, 2010

good old fashioned country ass whooping 

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

good old fashioned fun 

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.

Good old fashioned American fun

Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.

good old fashioned rape

It's just rape!