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*heavy breathing 

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.
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Heavy Breathing

That feeling you get when you see something exciting.

Ex. Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.
Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.
Heavy Breathing by Jeremyisking September 5, 2015

Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.
"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

Heavy Breather 

A bitch who busts into your room and breathes like child molester on your chest. The experience can be erotic, but is most of the time scarring.
"Damn yo, Ashley and Kate broke in last night and fucked with my REM cycle!"
"Who are Ashley and Kate"
"Those two Heavy Breathers that live upstairs"

Heavy Breather 

A heavy breather is a generic name for a person that is in a position of power and influence. They do not breathe any louder than the rest of us, but their breath/words have a larger impact on society. This term usually is used reserved corporate executives or high level politicians.
"So dog, whaddid ya do today?! Dude, I had to sit in this meeting with a bunch of heavy breathers"

"The heavy breathers of the right are panting for spending cuts again"
Heavy Breather by Ninja787 September 23, 2009

Heavy Dad Breathing 

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.