magicness 

A word used to give an explanation when you don't want to or don't have one

"How did you make that statue?"
"Magicness "

magicness by cukimberfox November 13, 2014

maciness

The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.

Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!

maciness by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009

Malcness

1.)The unexplained way a person named Malcolm or any name starting with "Malc" is liked. 2.)The swag of a person with a name starting with "Malc"

That kid Malcolm oozes malcness.....

Malcness by NOBDY00 November 16, 2009

Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

Magness by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

Magness

v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.

John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.

Magness by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011

Mainess

Mainess is a loving girl! you will fully fall for her she's funny all the time. never sadden her cause you may never exprience love! when you be friend with her you will miss her every day! she can change your life

I miss Mainess have you seen her around?

Mainess by anonymous April 9, 2021

macness 

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

macness by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010