teeg 

"that guy", a teeg is a mellow kind of man.
A teeg is usually stereotyped as mellow and is not absorbed into other people's problems

He sat on the couch, a teeg that haddnt moved in hours.

teeg by T.J. Beville June 11, 2006

Teeg 

An inexperienced gamer (Preferably a young kid) who has nothing to do except talk shit on the mic all day in Video games.

Or... basically a noob.

Plural version of the word would be... "Teegz"

"Man! Omar is such a Teeg!"
-"I know man, all he does is talk on that stupid mic!"

Teeg by Anquan123 April 18, 2011

Teeg 

The act of not following through on previously made commitments and leaving your friends high and dry.

Scott said he was going to be there this weekend but he Teeged out and we had to pay his portion of the bill. What a douche bag!

Teeg by CLT Posse March 1, 2009

teeg 

a teenager who mostly those pranks

ugh he is such a teeg

teeg by hii87586 November 12, 2022

Teegeeack 

The official name of Earth 75 million years ago, when the sinister Lord Xenu brought trillions of his people to Teegeeack and blew them to bits, leaving their spirits to haunt the planet for all time to come. Or at least that's the story from the cult of Scientology. You can pay Scientology thousands of dollars and they will drive the spirits of Xenu's victims (called "Thetans") from your body and you will reach a higher state of being. Or at least that's what they say.

Xenu put his excess population into volcanoes on Teegeeack and then blew them up with nuclear weapons.

Teegeeack by pyjujiop March 28, 2009

TeeGee 

A cyberfeminist and cofounder of the 2000s collective Cybernetic Culture Research Project. His writings have been described as "theory-fictions", departing from the formal conventions of academic writing.

He was a mathematics prodigy, but abandoned his academic career in order to pursue his artistic endeavors in the visual field, as a freelance artist, diminishing his work to mostly erotica.

Between 2016 and 2017, he killed five people and injured 32 others in a nationwide bombing campaign against people he believed to be advancing the anti-egalitarian and anti-democratic ideas behind neo-reaction and the Dark Enlightenment.

Person 1: Dude, I have been receiving several emails from this guy called 'TeeGee'. And half of what they say doesn't make any sense. Like, they kept going on and on about how 'There is no answer. Merely the blank violence of the sun.' and that 'As an act of moral ambiguity, I will give you three days.'
Person 2: You're fucked.

TeeGee by TGMM July 11, 2021

Teegan 

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

Teegan by QK_228 December 1, 2011