Blakeitis

A disease.

Symptoms.

Being in love with Blake.

thinking about Blake.

Wanting to be near Blake.

Talking to Blake.

I think I have Blakeitis.

Blakeitis by QwertyBLAHke$ha August 29, 2010

Blakeitis

When you catch a bad thing from blake and u die

Blake gave caleb blakeitis

Blakeitis by Sam.cheesegriller January 12, 2023

Brokeitis 

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

Brokeitis by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

blackitist 

A white elderly middle school science teacher who favors black people over white people. Especially when it comes to the science fair.

Blackitist: Why didn't you do your science project?
Travis: I aint' got nothin' to say.
Blackitist: Ok, go sit down. Next.
John: I didn't do it.
Blackitist: You mother f****r I'm gonna kill you, this is one time too many!

blackitist by Thorp[db] January 25, 2009

Blakeified 

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.

I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!

Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011

blakebliss 

blakebliss is a...sort of emo kid on youtube who makes random videos about anything and everything. kind of funny. but mostly not.
hes part of a band called VOSQQ, made up of and loved by emo people

XXgunsXXgoXXbangXX: omgahhhhhh that video of blakebliss haning from the tree?? and did u hear their new song?? the one when theyre screaming throughout the whollle thingg??

xxMurdaXmUrdaXX: omgahhh yess i luvv them!!!!

blakebliss by Reegan December 12, 2007

Blakeified 

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.

Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"

Blakeified by snigman13 March 6, 2011