on the shuffle 

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

on the shuffle by Macktown July 30, 2019

on the shuffle 

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

on the shuffle by Macktown July 30, 2019

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009