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Handle It 

"Bitch why am i stuck with the nig wheel for mario cart?!??!"
"handle it"
Handle It by THE BP CHAMP August 1, 2008

Handle it 

Quip (informal) - A reference to the hero Obyn Greenfoot from the video game Bloons Tower Defense 6. The quip is said when a MOAB appears on the screen and is preceded by the phrase "MOAB!" The full phrase is "MOAB! Handle it."

Alternatively used in a derogatory way when a brownman is getting too lippy.
Person 1: PRANAV!
Whiteman: Handle it!
Person 1: Bloons reference right?
Whiteman: ...yeah!
Handle it by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023

Can't Handle It 

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.
Can't Handle It by some ese August 22, 2010

Can't Handle It 

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!
Can't Handle It by nao2357 February 21, 2021

Can you handle it 

A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it
Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*

oh it handle 

The handle in most cars, trucks, buses, and small boats that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door in a car or truck, hanging from the ceiling on a bus, and by the seat on a boat. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle, even if seatbelts (non-existent on most buses and boats) are worn and kids are in car seats (babies are held on boats, they don't need car seats). Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh it handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge (These risks are non-existent on boats, for boats it's when the boat goes up and down on rough waves and choppy waters). It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers (including the baby in the car seat) before they feel obligated to use the "oh it handle"
Mom: She's holding onto the oh it handle
Me: The oh it handle