Phoneternet 

The internet as used on a cell phone.

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up

Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010

Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Phonernet by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

phonernet

Internet that is available for cellular phones.

"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."

phonernet by DeChunk July 5, 2008

phonetervention 

When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.

*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*

phonetervention by TwistedDane May 20, 2014