Skeetling 

Pronounced (Skeet-uh-ling)

A word used to describe the action of skipping class with out actually skipping, or without getting into trouble.

Teacher: Where are you going?

Kid: I dunno, to my locker or something.

Teacher: I'll write you up for skipping.

Kid: I'm not skipping, I'm just Skeetling.

Skeetling by Zackiffer842 September 19, 2009

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington 

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

skeetering 

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.

Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!

skeetering by Kevindoh April 6, 2007

skeezing 

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

skeezing by lucky January 22, 2004