Slood - is a noun,verb,adjective (anything really). Slood means Hanging Women (hanging as in minging, and literally hagging). But this word has an alternative meaning which you can replace any word in any sentence and it'll mean it.
If you dont understand then it dont matter just Slood.
we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.
"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But theneveryone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"