Blame Simon 

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

Blame Simon by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

Blake's Hitch 

Another word for penis.

Hey man close your legs, I just saw your blake's hitch.

Blake's Hitch by Raider1987 April 6, 2008

Blake's law 

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."

Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.

Blake's law by Shattubatu May 5, 2012

blame-storming 

blame·storm·ing (blām-stôr-mĭng)
--noun
1. Group session intended to determine responsibility (or blame) for a problem.
2. Method for passing fault onto another.
3. Usually entails ignoring any search for solutions.

"The current deficit and impending closure of businesses will survive the ongoing blame-storming, but the company will not."

blame-storming by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

blame song 

the 1 song that gets you liking a band entirely

the song "spinal remains" by the misfits is the blame song for me, cause of that song i can't stop listening to them

blame song by jjw1020 February 23, 2008

Shift the blame shift the shame 

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

Shift the blame shift the shame by Dasken March 21, 2010

He’s on some blade shit

He’s acting sus like a fruity funbun ass mfer

“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit”

He’s on some blade shit by anonymous September 15, 2020