By far, the greatest word ever spoken. A variation of the word tit, which of course is short for "titty." For some people, a toit isn't simply one of 2 sacks of fat resting on a woman's chest, but rather it is a way of life.

Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"

Common usage:

Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!

or

Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!

Alternate Usages:

Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!

or

Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.

or

William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.

or

Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.

toit by i love toits March 29, 2009

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Toit

To walk in a leisurely manner, as in a saunter.

Cristina went for a toit around the neighborhood prior to dinner with other members of her toiters' club.

Toit by ToitingQueen December 3, 2010

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Toit

to be a martian

Eric: dude look at tate
Joe: yea he looks weird today
Eric:yea he looks like a complete toit today

Toit by Moderk October 19, 2011

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toit is a schwinger

you are very sexual an very toit like a tiger

toit by kieran chaplin January 14, 2004

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