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PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) 

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
A disease that small dick crackas like yourself understand. Big dick niggas are immune.
Connor: Hey nick, do u have PMDS
Nick: no, I’m a big dick nigga
pmds by Nickr Pubin August 14, 2018
Pre Match Drinking Session
Alcoholo abuse used to get into the 'mood' before a big match. Its origin has been know to be found in European football.

Supposed to be done in a group, but can be done alone, although that is for losers.
Jeroen: Matchday! When dous the PMDS start?
Klaas: Right now Jeroen, right now *opens 6-pack at 10:00 AM*
PMDS by Linkshandig November 22, 2022
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026