Hokens 

The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.

DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.

Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010

Hodensac 

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.

Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?

Hodensac by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012

Hoens Afe 

The text you send to your friends when you arrive home after a long night of excess alcohol consumption. Usually after puking in the garden.

Hoens afe. gpnna gfo pass out nos.

alt: I got another "hoens afe" message from Jes last night.

Hoens Afe by Ebilest April 18, 2010

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

Hosenschlange 

German translation for trouser snake.

Bitte lutschen Sie an meine Hosenschlange.
(Please suck on my trouser snake.)

Hosenschlange by Dick Large January 30, 2012

Hohensee 

Anytime you correct someone on a minor detail.

Anytime you are running and jump over something.

Not to Hohensee you.........but.......a mile is actually 1609 meters, not 1600.

I was about to go over a fallen tree limb......I yelled "Hohensee" as I was going over the fallen limb.

Hohensee by abba cadabra alakazam September 24, 2010

Hokanson 

crazy

ahh!! im a hokanson

Hokanson by wstyuj January 7, 2009