reuter

(v) To create or render so as to mislead, deceive, or defraud others: to reuter a report.

"In the news, George Zimmerman was reutered from a Latino into a white man."

reuter by OffSeason_Santa December 31, 2019

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Reuter

A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.

Good lord almighty, look at that man, he can Reuter me any day.

Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.

Reuter by Smoothini November 17, 2022

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reuter

a blond haired man who recieves a hot carl, cleavland steamer and a rusty trombone simultaneously.

I was getting together with some friends in sac town and the three of them gave me a reuter,

reuter by aaron April 21, 2005

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Reuter Party

A party that involves participants flashing each other in different types (e.g flashing nudes, flashing lights or speed cameras). The party has to involve speed cameras for it to be considered a Reuter Party. This originates from when Josh Reuter hosted a school party where the teacher’s were like speed cameras and that they would flash you.

Person 1: “Hey, I got invited the the Reuter Party!”
Person 2: “Me too! I can’t wait to get flashed by speed cameras at the Reuter Party.”

Reuter Party by EpicBus2021 February 24, 2026