burbaching 

To Cock block or 'twat swat'. It really pisses people off when they get burbach cuz they gonna get some pussy until the burbach comes around and ruins all that shit goin for yah!
DAMN BURBACHS

DUDE, she blue-balled me cuz her mom burbached us

Stop burbaching! I need some wet pussy dude!!!

burbaching by pacabrice June 20, 2010

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Burlacking 

To lie about something or to extremely over-exagerate.

Michael just said he has 17 customers in front of him...I am sure he is burlacking us, it's probably more like 3!!!

Burlacking by awinner August 26, 2005

breaching turtle 

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

breaching turtle by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

broaching quasi 

When someone looks as if they could maybe have a humpback/ hunchback, like Quasimodo had. Not that they fully have one , they are on their way to having a hunchback . Broaching on the quasimodoness

That lady over there is broaching quasi

broaching quasi by Squirrelsarecute March 1, 2019

Burching 

To Burch, Burching, Burcher;

To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.

Example 1:

"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"

Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"

Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"

Burching by Nayff June 4, 2014

Burching 

Burch·ing
Verb
1. To be utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless
2. To be reckless of danger.

Oh my god man I was burching so hard last night.

I was such a Burch last night and (gerned) my face off.

I was burching when I hit that old lady in the face.

That was some burching bakkie driving I was doing last night

Burching by JarynRingo June 10, 2013