Dogbuster
A fart that smells so bad that it would cause a dog to leave the room, even if the dog was sleeping.
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Dognutter
Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.
Dognutter by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019
Dognutter
The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
Dognutter by surfhamburger January 25, 2021
dogster
doorbuster
Doorbuster (n): a combination of 1) percieved amazing price 2) on a somewhat desireable consumer product 3) offered at some ungodly early AM hour during or just after Thanksgiving Day (US)
The doorbuster(s) traditionally started at 5 or 6AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) causing the rabid and sleep deprived consumer to wait, nose pressed to the door, to "bust the door down" at store opening time to get one of these "too good to be true" doorbuster deals and fall prey to classic Red Herring or bait and switch product selling/marketing ploys.
This trap lures the unwitting consumer in for one particular doorbuster "too good to be true" deal, engineered to be available only in extremely limited quantities, and then when these items are gone "for no apparent reason" AMAZINGLY the store is able to offer a similarly craptastic item but at a much better price point for the store. This causes the severely sleep deprived consumer who doesn't wish to feel defeated by walking away from the store empty handed to purchase any substitute regardless if it was anywhere near the price/features of the original doorbuster much to the delight of the merchant.
The doorbuster(s) and the carefully crafted ways in which they exist are the brainchild of mutant, non-charismatic and frequently sexually frustrated marketing types which prey on defenseless consumers who dont know any better than to fall into a classic trap that retailers want them to by purchhasing items they don't really need or want, nor does anyone they know need or want, but since its "such an awesome deal" feel they should wake up at 4AM to get at least one of anyway.
The doorbuster(s) traditionally started at 5 or 6AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) causing the rabid and sleep deprived consumer to wait, nose pressed to the door, to "bust the door down" at store opening time to get one of these "too good to be true" doorbuster deals and fall prey to classic Red Herring or bait and switch product selling/marketing ploys.
This trap lures the unwitting consumer in for one particular doorbuster "too good to be true" deal, engineered to be available only in extremely limited quantities, and then when these items are gone "for no apparent reason" AMAZINGLY the store is able to offer a similarly craptastic item but at a much better price point for the store. This causes the severely sleep deprived consumer who doesn't wish to feel defeated by walking away from the store empty handed to purchase any substitute regardless if it was anywhere near the price/features of the original doorbuster much to the delight of the merchant.
The doorbuster(s) and the carefully crafted ways in which they exist are the brainchild of mutant, non-charismatic and frequently sexually frustrated marketing types which prey on defenseless consumers who dont know any better than to fall into a classic trap that retailers want them to by purchhasing items they don't really need or want, nor does anyone they know need or want, but since its "such an awesome deal" feel they should wake up at 4AM to get at least one of anyway.
Darryl: Hey Jeff what doorbusters did you get this morning?
Jeff: Um none dipshit, its Thanksgiving, Friday is tomorrow.
Sarah: I got up at 4AM to be one of the first ones to stand in line at Best City to get a Sankyo HD DVD & VHS combo player for $12 but the nice manager said they were all out but showed me this Fony Blu-Ray & Beta tape combo player that I ended up getting for $1100 on my new 29% interest rate Best City card!
Dan: Sarah you are one f'ing sleep deprived moron LOL!
Dave: I got up at 3AM to be the first on Ebay to get the Friday doorbusters!
Dirk: WTF are you talking about??
Betty: Hey honey I got a great doorbuster deal on this Ronco broccoli dicer for $7!
Bob: Why???!
Jeff: Um none dipshit, its Thanksgiving, Friday is tomorrow.
Sarah: I got up at 4AM to be one of the first ones to stand in line at Best City to get a Sankyo HD DVD & VHS combo player for $12 but the nice manager said they were all out but showed me this Fony Blu-Ray & Beta tape combo player that I ended up getting for $1100 on my new 29% interest rate Best City card!
Dan: Sarah you are one f'ing sleep deprived moron LOL!
Dave: I got up at 3AM to be the first on Ebay to get the Friday doorbusters!
Dirk: WTF are you talking about??
Betty: Hey honey I got a great doorbuster deal on this Ronco broccoli dicer for $7!
Bob: Why???!
doorbuster by Phart Daly November 24, 2006
Gogbuster
Bella: hey wanna hangout
Mitt: wanna come to my house...my dad said i can lock the door
bella: EW NEVER MIND YOURE SUCH A GOGBUSTER UGH
Mitt: wanna come to my house...my dad said i can lock the door
bella: EW NEVER MIND YOURE SUCH A GOGBUSTER UGH
Gogbuster by sistershook January 4, 2019