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Dan Cleavered 

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol
"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"
Dan Cleavered by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

egg cleaner 

When the person helps clean the inside of a woman's womb with their dick.
Lilypichu: Michael's the best egg cleaner I know
egg cleaner by Volkaria September 22, 2020

Cleanser 

This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.
Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.
Cleanser by maxine1 October 28, 2011

Cup Cleaner 

man who licks asshole to get sexual thrill as he skeets in his parents mouth when they are delviering a baby
My mommy and daddy said when i was born they were getting their up cleaned ("Cup Cleaner")
Cup Cleaner by Inbred Bille January 10, 2009

facial cleanser 

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.