sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock

boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad

sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

Sleepless-drunk by Synanimous June 8, 2015

sleepless night 

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

sleepless night by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Sleepless touch 

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

Sleepless touch by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013

Sleepless Elite 

A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep.

In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.

Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.

Sleepless Elite by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022

sleepless in seattle 

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth

i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.

sleepless in seattle by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007