bath mat 

Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.

bath mat by Riddle91rs May 28, 2016

human bath mat 

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

human bath mat by jazeck May 21, 2010

Human Bath Mats 

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

Human Bath Mats by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

human bath mats 

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

human bath mats by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Bath-mate

It's basicly a dickpump

Hey Jared! U seen my bath-mate?

Bath-mate by Bukkake115 January 5, 2017

poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

poop-on-bathmat by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

human bathmat 

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

human bathmat by trikeman May 23, 2010