A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault
gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in
Chicago to counter
police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.
"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls
Phat Tony
"But
boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads
Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.