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of disreputable qualities
dislexism
When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.
Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
dislexism by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)