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Slingaling 

An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.
"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"
Slingaling by realtalker798654 April 19, 2010
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Slingaling 

When a women proceeds to give head but makes your dick and balls into a balloon Poodle
Man: It was great bro she slingaling’ed my balls bro like no women has ever before
Slingaling by GANGSTERBB June 30, 2019

slingaling 

dick hitting your face as hard as a slingshot would
last night bob slingalinged me

Slinging Grapes

Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.
Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019

Virtue-signaling 

Virtue-signaling (noun): the self-serving, disingenuous act of presenting & solidifying oneself as concerned with, committed to, or compliant to a specific political alignment regarding political topics or issues for prestige or ego.
If the President genuinely cared about women's rights, he'd do less virtue-signaling on Twitter and more action.

Ohio Gum Slinging 

Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.
Dude you been Ohio Gum slinging with that chick yet?
Ohio Gum Slinging by ajgink June 15, 2013

Slinging Pink 

a woman that has a lot of sex "slings pink" or makes her vajina available to lots of dudes
after her boyfriend broke up with her, Margaret was slinging pink all over campus with the hope of getting over him quickly.
Slinging Pink by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009