Hans 

A person, A man, A Kid, A boy, Mature guy. He knows a lot yet tends to show he is just that simple. He likes to be just in the middle. Sometimes Clumsy. If entering a relationship, He can be faithful, loyal and commited to his lover. Diligent. Love to be with people. A clown witj his peers and very funny. He loves joking but when serious, He will be serious. Wise person. Yet Humble. He can learn anything even though its hard.

He is an amazing,crazy and epic man you could ever found.

This person is a Hans.

Hans by Youuuuu_Me-cool December 3, 2017

Hans 

He who passes the Luger

Hans pass the Luger

Hans by Oberst Lutenant Heinz June 1, 2018

Hans 

A person who is consistently bad ass mo-fo.

That guy was a total Hans, not a Poser like you.

Hans by KSchizzle April 22, 2008

Hans 

A mad lad, wild champ like no other. A God like creature, the chromosome god.

"Oo.. no Hans is comming"
Person 1 - I woke up whith a extra chromosome
Perone 2 - Must be Hans

Hans by Hattemannen November 2, 2020

HANS 

Meaning "Hard As A Navy Seal" Like "Ham" or "Hard as a motherfucker"

Man Colby is going HANS today!

HANS by GoingHANS November 3, 2011

Hans 

Total badass. Always has awesome long hair. He is a motherfucking genie. And yes, ladies if you rub him hard enough he will grant you all your wishes

"you see that guy with the sweet hair"
"yeah man"
"He's a total Hans"
"No way!"

Hans by arsenalsolo14 October 23, 2015

Hans 

The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!

Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!

Hans by Person1337squared April 4, 2009