Skip to main content
Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
Cheetos by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003
A nickname for toes, especially ones that are long and sunburnt. Toes that are nasty, dirty, sweaty, sandy, or even clean. They usually contain Cheeto Dust and can contaminate anything they touch.
Bro, there’s sand in my Cheetos. Dude, get your nasty Cheetos away from my pillow.
Cheetos by Ultimate_Angler_1 June 9, 2019
yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
cheetos by jim September 30, 2003
A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.
Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy
Cheetos by ur mom gei like ali a January 24, 2019
-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
Cheetos by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
Cheetos by Hooker247 June 28, 2009